看別的玩家錄製的對決影片,有助於我玩遊時遇到敵人的反應,當我看到其它玩家的高超技巧影片時,我就會想辦法把它學起來,然後在遊戲裡面應用。
看這些影片檔還有一個樂趣,那就是錄製的玩家,總是會放一些很搖滾的音樂或是很煽情的歌來都做背景,只要我覺得不錯聽,我就會想辦法把它找到放給自己聽。
剛好有一部影片,內容是一個玩家把角色脫光光,不透過服裝所提供的屬性來殺敵,以證明他的技巧很厲害,而他所提供的背景音樂超屌,屌到我徹夜也要把這首歌給找到。
這歌詞的內容幾乎是把美國A片會講到的器官、動作、以及「呼哈哈」時的台詞全都放進去了,所以我實在不好意思翻譯(我舉個例:cock 這個字,最符合它的翻譯詞就是「雞巴」,我實在很怕我把歌詞全翻出來,該講到的髒話全都講光光,那就不符合立子異言堂寓教娛樂老少皆宜的平民風格了),有看不懂的生字,請勤翻字典吧。
哦對了,這首歌的歌名叫「Get Naked」,比較文雅的講法是「脫光光」,不過我比較喜歡翻成「滕口藍」……
哦還有,真想要我翻歌詞的話,我是可以翻,只是這可能會是限量發表吧,不是每個人我都會給的,噗…
Methods Of Mayhem Get Naked
Tommy Lee: Seventy seven million dollars made From watchin' me cum under the sun On my vacation (after hours on Spectravision) shootin' My jizzy jizzum the woody Has rissy rizen I ain't gettin' Paid to entertain your bridal showers Rockin my porno tape for hours n hours Clitoris's are fearin me it's bigger than Ron Jeremy Fred Durst: Cause it's them ass cheeks that meake my ass weak And I've been runnin' with the blue balls since last week And if you ask me I'll be glad to speak until we get butt naked And break it down with NASTY! Lil Kim & Tommy Lee (Chorus): Get Get Naked Come on baby make it hot(Get Get Naked) Ride the cock till you hit the spot Get Get Naked Come on baby make it hot(Get Naked) Ride the cock till you hit the spot George Clinton: Roof roof Doin' it dogy style Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay Tilo: The little Geisha ho from tokyo aho said she Could blow ten dollas love me long time in a limo For really doh I'm just try in to fly with the flows freak up some hoes Blow up the shows make a little dough-ho I As if you didn't know back to the strip club freakin' up some ho-ho's Swingin' my dingaling it ain't no thing Tommy Lee & Tilo: It's those intergalatic ho's who come down in those Space probes five green hienas Represent in with no clothes Mix Master Mike, Mix Master Mike Makin' the pussy tight No jimmy no gimme no lust In the Methods of Mayhem we trust! Its a must so rip off yer clothes and expose yer BUST! Fred Durst: Cause it's them ass cheeks that meake my ass weak And I've been runnin' with the blueballs since last week And if you ask me I'll be glad to speak until we get butt naked And break it down with NASTY! (Chorus) You only Love me when you want punanny Lil Kim: Queen bitch red lipstick The all black harlot call me black Barbie Fuck a blow job it's a mother fuckin' hobbie Under 7 inches uhh sorry Minute men I can't fuck wit them I like to ride the cock till you hit the spot Uhh come on baby make it hot Got a convertable drop the top Before we do a thing I want the diamonds and the rings The furs the minks the jewels the links You know I'm freaky so ya got to eat me and uh I know you hate it but uh GET NAKED! Lil Kim & Tommy Lee: You ain't lickin' this You ain't stickin' this we don't want the dick Fuck the cunt games you girls can't complain And I ain't leavin' til you're sleepin on the cum stains (Chorus)